So Many Members, So Little Action

There are, of course, 15 cabinet offices, which are known the world over as 'Departments'. I feel that the ranks of these offices are extremely important, and it seems that the Congress shared my feelings. So, in 1947 they passed a law entitled "Presidential Succession Act". This act spelled out who would take over the president's role if he were to die or become disqualified (i.e. Impeached). It goes a little something like this.
The President, George W. Bush, was walking his dog one day, and all of a sudden a crazed bum walks up to him and starts beating him with a cane. …